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DEAR MAVIS · FROM BRENDA, 34

“My coworker keeps taking credit for my ideas. What do I do?”

MAVIS SAYS

“Speak up in the meeting, sweetie. A fact: wolves don’t actually have alphas in the wild. Neither does your office. Take your idea back.”

DEAR MAVIS · FROM DEREK, 27

“Should I text my ex back?”

MAVIS SAYS

“The Titanic received six iceberg warnings and ignored every one. You have received six warnings. Put the phone down.”

DEAR MAVIS · FROM PRIYA, 41

“How do I get my kids off their screens?”

MAVIS SAYS

“Snails sleep for three years, dear. Your children are not snails. Hand them a rake and revoke the Wi-Fi. You’re welcome.”

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